Wednesday, May 28, 2008


Thursday, January 03, 2008

Confession time...

I direct the stream directly onto the urinal cake, secretly hoping that it will erode before my eyes.

Sadly, it never seems to have any effect.

Friday, November 09, 2007

It's about that time...

Looks like Hanukah is coming up quick! Time to find presents for me! Here's a couple things to get you started...

Apple iPhone:

It's the iPhone, what else do you need to know.

8-bit Tie:

Stylish, and at the same time, functional.

CCM EB100 Referee bag:

My old one is in a pretty heinous state of repair.

Indiana Jones Pinball Machine:

Don't you worry, I'll find a place for it to go somewhere in my apartment.

A wii-zapper shell:

For wii-zapping of course. I'm sort of married to this particular model, even though there are others out there. This one is the coolest.

A collapsible 3 step ladder:

I'm very interested in this particular ladder. It locks, it has 3 steps, and folds up to less than 3". It's available at Home Depot.

I also need a new silver chain for the necklace I've been wearing since forever. The one I have now is a 2 foot length, and it's perfect. Alternatively, if someone wanted to take the chain I currently have and get it repaired, that would work equally as well.

And, there's always the Amazon wish list...

My Wish List

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Algorithm March

With Ninjas!

Friday, July 20, 2007


As performed by inmates:

FantasticMax: Dude, give this a watch.
BlinnBlinncityofsin: Wait, is that a dude dressed like a girl?
FantasticMax: Yeah, in a prison. Surprising no?
BlinnBlinncityofsin: I bet he's popular...
FantasticMax: Hah
BlinnBlinncityofsin: Who woke up one day and was just like, "You know what? Let's get all the inmates together and do Thriller!"
FantasticMax: Well, at least they're using their time constructively, right?
FantasticMax:Oh holy hell. Look what Jarett just showed me:
BlinnBlinncityofsin: Oh my god.
FantasticMax: What else would you rather be doing right now?
BlinnBlinncityofsin: Honestly, there's nothing I'd rather do than watch Asian prisoners dance routines.
FantasticMax: Highlight of my day.

FantasticMax: Did you watch that?
J-Rat: yeah i saw it
J-Rat: staged
FantasticMax: That's totally a jail do you not see the dude dressed up as a girl?
J-Rat: not prisoners
FantasticMax: Oh you're wrong.
FantasticMax: You're so wrong.
J-Rat: prove it
FantasticMax: You prove it
FantasticMax: Tell me what else they're going to do with their time
J-Rat: although that a good deterrent to not kill anyone
FantasticMax: Convinced yet?
J-Rat: still no

The secret is out.

I am Fake Steve Jobs

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Daft Punk


Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Morning Musume

Koi no Dance Site

Monday, July 16, 2007

Home Made Kazoku

Shounen Heart

Sunday, July 15, 2007



Friday, July 13, 2007



NolongerexplodingTim: did I just hear a japanese guy say skeet skeet?
Fantasticmax: You bet your ass you did

Just so you know,

I have strawberry seeds stuck in my teeth.